# Poo Poo Strut lyrics **URL:** \ **Category:** Lyrics\ **Created:** [July 16, 2022, 11:47am UTC](https://pfunkforums.com/t/poo-poo-strut-lyrics/926 "2022-07-16T11:47:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SirNoseALot](https://pfunkforums.com/user_avatar/pfunkforums.com/sirnosealot/32/1413_2.png) [@SirNoseALot](https://pfunkforums.com/u/SirNoseALot)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2022, 11:47am UTC](https://pfunkforums.com/t/poo-poo-strut-lyrics/926/1 "2022-07-16T11:47:08Z")
After a long while tweaking in Audacity, here are my attempts at figuring out the lyrics of George Clinton and Poo Poo Man’s “Poo Poo Strut” [Poo Poo Strut - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt9eApzxCus) > Heh heh heh he ha… there go Nose again. > Check it out. This is not Sir Nose, this is Sir Nose A Lot, and he (???) > Pretending to be funky. For I gotta admit he never lie. Yea, but he can’t fool the funk. Hahahaha, Sir Nose A Lot > They say Nose know nothin’ bout this here, this is his Dad. So he gotta be real careful (???) here! And he have you shake your ass (???) > Sir Nose A Lot, you can tell because he breathes outta one nostril. He have no membrane. There’s a lotta hankypanky going on in his head. It’s snot logical, it’s snot logical. Y’all can go on for however you want. > Heh ha ha ha ha… yea he turned to the dark side long ago. Heh heh he used to be one a the Funkateers. And before he fell into the Realm… of Sir Collector… (???) … > And shaking his trunks. Sir Nose A Lot. Nobody know where the nose goes when the door’s close. Heheheh, when he take a blow, he was blowin from his head. Sir Nose A Lot. > Nose knows he no knows, Nose knows Nose’s nose grows, Nose knows Nose he knows nose. Hehehahahaha, yea this is the Doctor. Shake that proboscis, yea I said SHAKE THAT PROBOSCIS. His proboscis is longer than his dick is, his preposterous is longer than his cock is. Hehehahahaha, Sir Nose A Lot. This ain’t Sir Nose y’all! > Almost lookin’ like Sir Nose, this is Sir Nose a Lot. He, he, he, he almost got the flow. From the dark side. This is the Doctor, sayin uh well he gon’ dance. When I bop him in his ass with this Bop Gun, he ain’t stand no chance. He ain’t let nobody peep it in. > What is a booty and how do I know if I’m shakin it? Yea and on the One. Hahahahaaha! Sir Nose A Lot, Poo Poo Man, Poo Poo, first name poo second name poo last name man! > Sir Nose A Lot, hehahahaha! Yea y’all knows bout him (???) myself! (???) pretending y’all can’t clap. This is not Sir Nose y’all this is Sir Nose A Lot. We boppin’ his ass, a doo doo class, ‘cos he can’t dance, and can’t fool no body. (???) sucker y’all, candy striped polka dot hair. Candy stripe polkadot pimpin his (???) Patent leather, patent leather, patent leather, patent leather, patent leather, patent leather Poo Poo Man. Sir Nose A Lot. > You ain’t fool me no more. Dance! OH YOU WILL DANCE! Imma stick this funk, so far from your ass, you won’t be able to pass, for gas. Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up! O yea you don’t wanna stop. (???) other time. Mmm-mmm-mmm, lord have mercy! ---
**Author:** ![ChrisB](https://pfunkforums.com/user_avatar/pfunkforums.com/chrisb/32/1206_2.png) [@ChrisB](https://pfunkforums.com/u/ChrisB)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2022, 3:58pm UTC](https://pfunkforums.com/t/poo-poo-strut-lyrics/926/2 "2022-07-16T15:58:55Z")
Good pick for transcription. Some interesting things going on here lore-wise. _Martial Law_ mentions something about “candy-striped” ties, so maybe there’s a connection? Also, I wonder if “he fell into the Realm” and “Sir Collector” have a deeper significance beyond, I guess, Poo Poo Man being obscure. Anyways, building off of what you wrote, here’s my take, with significant differences in bold, listening mostly around x1.15 speed (since that sounds more natural to me). > **Poo Poo Strut (Transcription)** > > > Heh heh heh he ha. There go Nose again. > > > Check it out. This is not Sir Nose, this is Sir Nose-a-Lot, and he **think he foolin’ somebody.** Pretending to be funky. **Oh** I got to admit he **got [‘em thangs]**. Yeah, but he can’t fool the funk. Hahahaha, Sir Nose-a-Lot. > > > They say Nose know nothin’ 'bout this here, **but** this is his **Daddy**. So he gotta be real careful **right up in** here. And **he’ll** have you shake your ass **better than the real thang**. But that’s Sir Nose-a-Lot. You can tell because he breathes outta one nostril. He got no membrane. There’s a lotta hanky-panky goin’ on in his **hanky**. > > > It’s snot logical, it’s snot logical. Y’all can go on for **it if** you want. > > > Hehe-hahaha. Yeah he turned to the dark side long time ago. **Yeah** , he used to be one **of** the Funkateers. And before he fell into the Realm of Sir Collector, **that [pimp-entelechy] had leather pin-stripe. Yeah** shaking his trunks. Sir Nose-a-Lot. Nobody know where the nose goes when the door **s** close. Hehe-heh, but when he take a blow, he was blowin’ **before the wind**. Sir Nose-a-Lot. > > > Nose knows he no **know** , Nose knows Nose’s nose grows, Nose knows **his** Nose he **no knows**. Hehe-hahahaha, yeah this is the Doctor. Shake that **prob-i-scis** , yeah **just a- check** that proboscis. His **prob-i-scis** is longer than his dick is, his proboscis is longer than his cock is. Hehe-hahahaha, Sir Nose-a-Lot. This ain’t Sir Nose y’all! **Don’t mistake him [from] Sir Nose**, this is Sir Nose-a-Lot. He- he- he- he almost got **[funk]**. From the dark side. This is the Doctor, sayin’ uh, **oh you will** dance. **Well, I’ll** bop him in the ass with this Bop Gun, **you** don’t stand a chance. He ain’t **thinking about it [peeping] him**. > > > What is a booty and how **will you** know if **you** shakin’ it? Yeah, **bend over**. > > > Hahahahaha-haa-ha! Sir Nose-a-Lot, Poo Poo Man, Poo Poo, first name ‘Poo’, second name ‘Poo’, last name ‘Man’. Sir Nose-a-Lot, he-hahahaha! Yeah **he almost funky, he almost went off on this jam before even** myself. **Ooo-wee**. **The way uh- he** pretends **he don’t give a** clap **s**. This is not Sir Nose y’all, this is Sir Nose-a-Lot. **So when** we **bop** his ass, **we gonna do it with** class, ‘cos he can’t dance, and can’t fool nobody. **A [load of boom] on this** sucker y’all, candy-striped, polka dot hair. Candy-stripe, polka dot pimpin’ **[as new, he take no fool.]** Patent leather, patent leather, patent leather, pa-pa-patent leather, patent leather, pa-patent leather. Poo Poo Man. Sir Nose-a-Lot. > > > You ain’t fool **in’ nobody**. Dance. Oh you will dance. Imma stick this funk, so far **up in** your ass, you won’t be able to pass, **verbal** gas. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Oh yeah, you don’t wanna stop? **Shake one shake at a** time. Mmm-mmm-mmm, lord have mercy! ---
**Author:** ![SirNoseALot](https://pfunkforums.com/user_avatar/pfunkforums.com/sirnosealot/32/1413_2.png) [@SirNoseALot](https://pfunkforums.com/u/SirNoseALot)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2022, 8:05am UTC](https://pfunkforums.com/t/poo-poo-strut-lyrics/926/3 "2022-07-17T08:05:06Z")
Thanks for helping me figure the rest of the lyrics! I like that I got to learn the opposite of “funkentelechy”. Somehow “Sir Collector” also gives me vibes of specifically “vinyl collector”. And “hanky-panky going on in his hanky” in addition to having the nose pun also reminds me of Shock G/Humpty Hump in particular. I also noticed “he almost got funk” might be “he almost got it going” ---
**Author:** ![SirNoseALot](https://pfunkforums.com/user_avatar/pfunkforums.com/sirnosealot/32/1413_2.png) [@SirNoseALot](https://pfunkforums.com/u/SirNoseALot)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2022, 9:36am UTC](https://pfunkforums.com/t/poo-poo-strut-lyrics/926/4 "2022-12-29T09:36:26Z")
Revisiting this because I realized I forgot to write the actually sung lyrics, or at least what I think it sounds like > Bend over let me see your shake your baby bout it > Dance to the booty > Doin the poo poo strut > Dance to the booty > Doin the poo poo strut > Everybody doing it, doing it, doing the > Everybody doing the poo poo strut > Everybody shakin it, shake your rump, shake it good > Everybody doing the poo poo strut > Yea he’s a player, y’all know much later, get on it > He’s not Sir Nose but he’s Sir Nose A Lot, get on it > Yea he’s a player, y’all know much later, get on it > He’s not Sir Nose but he’s Sir Nose A Lot, get on it > Ooooooh-hooo-ooo-oooh, get on it > Oooo-hooo-ooo-oooh, get on it